i get anxious for people who fall asleep on public transit. like where is your home? how many stops have you missed? this was not a time for a nap
there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE.
i just learned every six months almost every cell of hair bone and skin dies and another is put exactly in the same place so the body kind of recreates itself which means in six months i will be someone you have never touched